If there’s anything people can agree on these days, it’s that flying sucks.
And between the delays and cancellations, extreme turbulence, and jets literally falling apart in the sky, it seems that some people have had about enough of flying experiences getting ostensibly worse instead of better.
Which may partially explain the online roasting of WestJet’s new UltraBasic fare, where you can board the plane and that’s about it.
Pitching a new @WestJet slogan after today’s “Ultra Basic fare” announcement:
“Westjet: Have you considered not going?”
Announced Tuesday, the new “no-frills fare option” doesn’t permit carry-on baggage (unless you’re flying overseas), has pre-assigned seats at the back of the plane, and those who select the fare will be the last to board the plane. They also can’t collect WestJet Rewards.
Even then, an UltraBasic round trip from Toronto to Calgary at the end of June costs about $650.
“UltraBasic has been designed to both expedite the boarding process and provide our most competitive pricing,” a WestJet spokesperson told CBC News in an email on Tuesday.
I mean, c’mon @Westjet. It’s sitting right there and you went with the “UltraBasic”?
Hear me out: The Nothing fare. You get nothing. No seat. No airplane. No destination. Even imagining a vacation is extra.
I mean a whole hit show was about nothing. Make it a Nothing fare. pic.twitter.com/lMABiBueIC
The online roasting was immediate, with satirical news site The Beaverton mocking the company with an article describing a fare where passengers just stay home and give them money, and people on social media describing the new fare as “give us $600 and also we hate you,” and “seat only, shut up.”
WestJet announces SuperUltraBasic fare where customers just stay home and give them moneyhttps://t.co/XPyWh1u7d4 pic.twitter.com/He2eHV9U85
The Beaverton article was trending on Reddit’s r/Canada community this week, with commenters offering their own shoe-string ideas that airlines may use to try to entice passengers and stoke competition in Canada’s airline industry. These include extra money for oxygen and discounts for pushing the plane yourself.
“For $99, WestJet will print you MapQuest walking directions to your intended destination,” one person wrote in the comments.
How I’ll fly @Westjet from now on. https://t.co/a4wBf3Npsr pic.twitter.com/r4BHiDIyDa
On Friday, content producer Stewart Reynolds (a.k.a. Brittlestar) posted his own response on X in a video where he mockingly posed as a WestJet employee.
“A change of clothes is a luxury now,” he said in the video, then adding “your seat will be pre-assigned in the back of the aircraft, at the stinkiest, least comfortable spot we can think of, just for fun.”
“WestJet rewards,” he went on. “Reward for what? Being poor? Get out of here.”
WESTJET’S NEW ULTRA-BASIC FARE OPTION pic.twitter.com/1uOgIuV6af
Air Canada, Porter chime in
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